No, not me!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am not officially "in my thirities" now after a birthday last week.

I am not lounging today, doing nothing (except blogging) while Ben naps.

My house is not dirty while I am doing nothing, because I always keep it pristine!

My son does not know how to yell at our neighbor from the front porch so that our neighbor will bring him an orange crush to drink!

Said orange crush did not spill on the hardwood floor.

Orange crush was not sticky.

I did not order a specific brand of scrubs to wear to work just because they do not require ironing!

My son does not wear snowman houseshoes and Christmas pajamas in March.

PJs are not to small, forcing small belly to flash when child in motion.

I did not have my husband put a small child into bed with me this morning (since he woke up at 5:15 am) hoping that child would go back to sleep.

The small child DID sleep until almost 9am...seriously!

I did not lament, just yesterday, that I never get to sleep in!

Have a great week!